Tina's World Mystery Science Theater (Continued)!!!


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Dan: Murphy's law says that a row of perforations instantly becomes the toughest part of a piece of paper.
Rick: So if we tear here, the whole thing comes apart?
Tsuneo: Already has.

   Amazed and baffled by the appearance of the new scouts, a silence fell
   over the group. 
All: [Dead silence]
Dan: I'm speechless.
Rebecca: It's a miracle.
Tsuneo: Now I KNOW this is a bad fanfic.
   "Who are you?!?" 
Rick & Dan: We're the Warner Brothers!
Rebecca: And the Warner sister, Dot!
Tsuneo: [Rolls around on floor, gagging.]
Dan: That guy's got a low cuteness threshold.
   With a toss of her head, the purple-haired one snapped
Rebecca: Her neck.
Tsuneo: Her plait whipped around her companion's neck and strangled her too.
Dan: The green-hair one had the plait.
Tsuneo: Oh, well. Wishful thinking.
Dan: So not only have they changed Rini and stripped away the scouts' powers, but they're adding in their own characters?
Rick: Generic Fanfic Hell.
Rebecca: I hope this isn't a trend.
   "It doesn't matter.
Dan: [Eric Idle] It doesn't matter WHY they're dressed as a tiger, have they got my leg?
Rick: Nice one!
Dan: Well? Do they? [Taps artificial leg.]
   Let's get out of here before 'Misty' comes back." 
Rebecca: ['Mars'] She might bring some plot with her.
Rick: ['Mars'] We wouldn't want that!
   "We can only disperse her for a short amount of time,"
Tsuneo: And the audience for a long time.
Dan: If there is any.
   explained the green-haired one. "Come on; follow us and we'll get you
   to safety." She started off, followed closely by 'Mars'. 
Tsuneo: But didn't notice the cliff behind her and they all fell to their deaths. The end.
Dan: Except for 'Sailor [grumbles] Time.'
Tsuneo: Damn.
   The Scouts hung back a moment. "Can we trust them?" Amy asked. 
Rick: [Scout] I don't know... They did sort of save our lives and all.
 "Do we have a choice?" asked Lita. 
Rick: Touche!
Rebecca: Yes.
Tsuneo: There's that cliff, remember?
Dan: Stop that!
   'Jupiter' looked back at them. "Come on!" she called, then ran after
   the purple-haired girl. After a look about them, the Scouts followed as
   well.

   The scenery was as different from Tokyo as Serena could imagine. Debris
   was strewn everywhere, making the area more closely resemble a crash site
   than a city.
Rebecca: [Lecturing] See what happens when you don't clean your room, young man?
Dan: [Small voice] Yes, mum.
Rick: They've wandered onto the Godzilla set.
Tsuneo: Hey...
   The streets, while completely devoid of people, gave the distinct
   feeling of being watched. The air was thick with a heavy funk, a smell
   tangible in its putridness. 
Tsuneo: Heavy funk?
Rick: A fat guy with an afro and a medallion.
Dan: [Stoned] Funky, man.
   "What's wrong?" 'Jupiter asked. "One would think you're not used to
   this. What, did you just fall out of the sky?" 
Tsuneo: How do I answer that one?
   "Well, actually..." Mina challenged. 
Tsuneo: I had to ask.
Rick: Have you been reading this in advance?
Tsuneo: Get real.
   "Get ready," 'Mars' barked. They had come to a sheer drop of about 20
   feet. 
Tsuneo: Hah! I win a groat!
Dan: Shaddup.
   Serena threw a worried look to her friends.
Dan: [Lita] Ouch! That hurt!
Rick: [Mina] Should learn to catch, you big dope.
   "We're not going down there, I hope,"
Tsuneo: We can only hope.
   but was quickly shushed by a simultaneous glare from Raye and the
   purple-haired girl. 'Mars' and 'Jupiter' walked up to the edge of the drop,
   then muttered an incantation. In an instant, matter seemed to shift and 
   the world turned black. 
Rick: [Muttering] Incantation, incantation, buggrit, millenium hand and shrimp, incantation.
   Gradually, the world came into focus. When Serena came to, a smiling
   red-haired girl stood over her.
Rebecca: WHOAH!
Dan: I wish I could counter that.
Rebecca: Hey watch it lady, otherwise Amy'll get jealous.
Dan: Shut up!
   "Hello, friend. Sorry, the matter-transfer process tends to create 
   some discomfort to those unaccustomed."
Rick: [Girl] Sorry, it's Scotty's day off.
Rebecca: I'm still also working on a way to make sure your clothes and your body end up in different places.
Dan [Muttering] Glad I brought along the duct tape.
   Serena gave a blank look.
Rick: So what else is new?
Tsuneo: Damn! You beat me to it!
   The red-haired girl laughed. "All right, let me start
Rebecca: [Serena] Not again! I'm exhausted!
Dan: THAT'S IT!
[Dan pulls out a roll of duct tape and leaps over at Rebecca. A fight breaks out between them, ending up with Rebecca's hands tied with duct tape and another strip over her mouth. Dan has a black eye, and his hair is more ruffled than usual.]
Dan: [Sitting down] That'll teach you!
   over. My name is Athena. Welcome to the Resistance." 

      Chapter 5 by Double E
Rick: Double E - the battery that was meant to have replaced double As by now.

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Rick: Why, look, it's a whole line of Dot posts.
Tsuneo: About two people are going to get that one... Not including me!

   "Ummm, where exactly are we?" Amy asked, after unsucessfully trying
   to get her computer. 
Tsuneo: Because she left it back at her flat, remember.
Dan: She'd never!
Rick: Maybe she's just a little shook up after the fight with Bardiel.
Dan: DAMMIT! SHE IS NOT REI AYANAMI!!!!
Tsuneo: Yeah, Rei's much better.
Rick: I feel a holy war coming.
Dan: Get real! That girl's a neurotic, antisocial little pain in the Chang Wufei.
Tsuneo: Better than a gimpy little nurke with no social skills!
Rebecca: MMMPPHHH!!! MMPH MMPHH MMMMMMPPPHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rick: I agree fully. I never saw Rei chasing Asuka around.
Dan: CURSE YOU FOREVER! Mercury could bust Rei's ass any day of the week!
Rebecca: MMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MM! MMMMPPPPHHH!!!!!!
Rick: You're right, she'd enjoy busting Rei's cute little backside!
Tsuneo: Besides, EVA-00 could squash Mercury flat in a second.
Dan: THAT'S IT!
[Dan leaps at Tsuneo with murder in his eyes. The two struggle for a second, then stand up facing each other.]
Dan: [Adopts fighting stance] I warn you, I am an expert of Shotokan Karate.
Tsueno: So what? [Draws sword. It hums slightly in his hands.]
Dan: Ah.
Voice: ENOUGH! Sit down, both of you. Leave it until after the fanfic.
[They both sit down, glaring at each other. Rick has removed the gag and untied Rebecca's arms. The fanfic rewinds and plays from where they left off.]
   "This is what is left of Crystal Tokyo. We're the Resistance; an
   alliance of soldiers who fight the monsters and such. Emperor Rubeus and
   the Wiseman
Rebecca: The empress.
Dan: Who let her free?
   rule this land and attack us." 
Tsuneo: Wouldn't you?
   'Mars' and 'Jupiter' ran off without a word, which Serena thought was
   quite rude.
Tsuneo: She's one to talk.
Dan: Think.
Rick: She... Naw, too easy.
   Before anyone could say anything, a smallish girl with short black
   hair and small wings protruding out of both sides of her head came into the
   room. 
Rick: Folks, this is where it goes just plain wierd.
   "Hey, Athena," she said absently, then did a double-take once she saw
   the five girls. 
Rebecca: Wow! What a present! Are they all for me!
Dan: That was disgusting, even for you.
Rebecca: I'm sorry. I'll be better next time.
   "You guys are the Sailor Scouts, aren't you? The real ones, I mean."
Rebecca: [Serena] Geez, was it the hairdo that gave it away?
Dan: Clark Kent; Superman. Go fig.
Rick: Actually no, it was the plu- [gets evil stares from both Dan and Tsuneo] Never mind.
   "Well, yeah. But what's going on?" 
Tsuneo: You're in a bad-
Dan: Can it with that one already!
   "I knew it!" the dark-haired girl cried happily. "You guys didn't
   believe me, but I was right!!
Dan: [Girl] I win a groat!
Rick: Multiple exlamation marks are the sure sign of a diseased mind.
   These are the legendary warriors who are going to go back in time and
   save us all. Let me guess...Amy, Serena, Mina, Rei, and Lita.
Rick: No, Larry, Moe & Curly.
   I'm Cyllene, but some call me Hermes. I'm one of the Goddesses.
Dan: Urd? Where?
All others: FANBOY! [They throw couch cushions at him.]
   Athena over there is my sister." 
Tsuneo: Please don't let this go into psuedo mythological gobbledygook.
Rick: Where'd you get a classical edcuation from on Wyoming anyway?
Dan: Back of a cereal box.
   "What are you talking about?" Lita asked.
Rick: Beats me.
Dan: "These are the legendary warriors who are going to go back in time and save us all." Pay attention next time.
   "See, I've always had this theory that if the Sailor Scouts were alive,
   then Rubeus would have been destroyed.
Tsuneo: Unless they were as incompetent as him.
Dan: No-one's that bad.
Tsuneo: You never met the DDF command.
   But he's alive and everyone knows that he alone couldn't beat you.
Rebecca: Why pray tell not?
   I figured that he just sent you into a warp and kept you in another
   dimension or something. Apparently I was a little off." 
Dan: Wow. I've heard of fuzzy logic before, but this isn't anything near in focus.
Rick: This whole fic's a little off.
   "Well, we got sent into the future with the Time Key, and Rubeus was
   saying something about us not existing." 
Tsuneo: Unfortunately, he was wrong.
   "I'll have to contact the others about that. There is a set of weapons
   made for ethereal wars known as the Crystal Weapons; the Time Key was one
   of them." Athena said.
Rick: Along with the banana bomb.
Rebecca: And this fanfic.
Rick: And the free-fall airdroppable moose.
Rebecca: No-one's going to get that one!
   "We'll talk later. How about we get you something to eat and some
   armor for you?"
Dan: Why bother? It's not like they ever needed it before.
Rebecca: Yeah, any shots will just bounce off their-
Dan: REBECCA!
Rebecca: What? You tell me with a straight face that fourteen-year-olds are meant to be shaped like that.
Dan: Well... Well... Well... [Blows raspberry at Rebecca.]
   Cyllene said brightly, leading them into a room in the back of the
   temple. 
Rebecca: If I say it, he'll kill me.
Tsuneo: If you don't you'll explode.
Rick: Yeah! You know what the back room's for.
Rebecca: Thanks.
      Chapter 6 by Silver Starr.
Dan: Silver star for effort, clout on the nut for writing.

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Rick: It's the Morse Code of the Banshee!

   "Something to eat? I'm starving!" piped up Serena quickly. 
Tsuneo: Does she ever stop thinking about food?
Dan: [Glaring at Rebecca] Don't you answer that.
Rebecca: [Innocently] What?
   Rei was momentarily shocked. "You'd just eaten when we left! How could
   you possibly be hungry again now?" 
Rebecca: [Serena] You know, it builds up an appetite, all that-
Dan: [Ahem]
Rebecca: Uh, walking. Yeah!
   "I'm sorry, it's just I'm always hungry after travelling, and we
   walked such a long way..." 
Dan: I hate it when she wins.
Rebecca: [Blows raspberry at Dan] Tsuneo: Maturity, please.
   Mina and Lita glanced at each other, then in sync rolled their eyes
   back and sighed. Cyllene stifled a giggle. She'd been so anxious about
   meeting the legends, and to find that they were such normal people... 
Rick: Like anything about them's normal.
Dan: Aw, come on Rick, that was too easy.
   Suddenly there was a cry from behind them. Part of the roof had been
   blasted in, and standing in the middle of the room was the mist-formed
   figure they had seen earlier. She bellowed "Shadows! Come forth!"
Tsuneo: I didn't think she even knew Mr. Morden.
   and instantly four dark, vaguely humanoid forms wavered into being.
   Each was tall and completely black and featureless, save for each one
   holding a weapon. 

   "Stay back," called Cyllene, "You can't fight them!" 
Rebecca: That hasn't stopped us from running out and getting humiliatingly beaten before!
   "But we've got to do something,"
Tsuneo: Aside from just standing there and whining, you mean.
   said Amy as the battle was joined.
Rick: [Mercury] If only I had my EVA...
Dan & Tsuneo: AARRGHH!!
   The future Mars and Jupiter were blasting at the shadow forms to no
   avail.
Rebecca: Even thought they were able to disperse them before.
Dan: Ssh. Naughty.
   They simply absorbed all the energy being poured into them. One, with
   a javelin, then turned on Jupiter, bellowed a roar, and emitted a bolt of
   lightning from the javelin. It slammed into Jupiter's chest and sent her
   hurtling across the room. 
Rebecca: [Jupiter] NO! Thousands of dollars worth of surgery going to waste!
Tsuneo: I really worry about her.
Dan: Panty shot! Panty shot!
Tsuneo: And him.
Rick: That had better have killed her. It'd be just silly if she got up again.
Dan: But they always get up from blasts like that.
Rick: My point exactly.
   "We can't just stand here,"
All: Yes we can!
   cried out Lita, and barged past Cyllene. She barelled straight into
   the dark form, and wobbled slightly from the collision, reaching out to
   grab something as both of them fell. Her hands caught the javelin, and as
   she felt it come out of the dark warrior's hands. The javelin gone from it,
   it coalesced into a more solid shape, seemingly made of stone but still
   pitch black.

   Lita, however felt the power in the javelin she had just grasped. It called
   out to her soul, and instantly she new waht to do. She jumped to her feet,
   thrust the javelin skyward, and called out to the heavens, "Jupiter Thunder
   Javelin Power!" Instantly, bolts of lightning flowed down from the javelin,
   surrounding her. It clung to her body then magically solidified into her
   new outfit. she wore a white tunic with long sleeves that came down to
   cover the backs of her hands and white leggings tucked into her traditional
   green boots. Over that was an silver breastplate ornately decorated with an
   emerald leaf design, and similarly decorated silver bracers, waist and leg
   guards. The javelin had turned from cold metal to an oaken shaft tipped
   with a silver end. 
Tsuneo: And all this comes from just _happening_ to grab the _right_ weapon which _conveniently_ gives her back her powers with a boost!
Rick: Smile and nod.
Tsuneo: No! This is the dumbest plot contrivance I've _ever_ seen!
Rebecca: Why can't I ever find an AK-47 like that?
   She called out to the silent room. "I am Sailor Warrior Jupiter!" 

      Chapter 7 by Jinas.
Rebecca: Ooh! Our mysterious voice is back!
Dan: [To ceiling] You're worthless!

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Tsuneo: Graph of collective authors' brainwave patterns.

   Serena's jaw dropped open. "Wow." 
Rebecca: [Serena] You never dress up like _that_ for me!
   Rei got a thought and jumped one of the other shadows, wrenching a
   glittering red weapon from it.  The shadow-creature disappeared in a swirl
   of darkness.
Dan: But the last one stayed there! What ever happened to consistency?
Rick: This is a multi-author. There's no such thing.
Tsuneo: Hey, there's no such thing in most fanfics anyway. Deal with it.
   Rei grinned to herself.  "All right!"
Rebecca: [Rei] Something new to break!
   she whooped and held the weapon high in one hand. "Mars Flare Glaive
   Power!"  Abruptly a red light exploded around Raye and flashed brilliantly. 
Dan: Convenient...
   The fiery light hung around Raye and coalesced into a deep-red body
   suit.  From her toes up her shins as well as from her fingertips to
   mid-forearms a softer red light shone and formed into metallic looking
   boots and gloves.
Rick: Boots and gloves on her arms _and_ legs?
Dan: I'm sure that's not what he meant...
   A silvery-red breastplate
Dan: Don't you dare.
Rebecca: I wasn't going to say a thing!
   solidified with a red crystal over her heart.  The weapon in her hand
   now glared and glittered with a fiery inner light. "I am Sailor Warrior
   Mars!" 
Rick: I am desparately searching for my barf bag.
   She smiled.  "You know, you guys should really try this some time,"
Rebecca: We've tried everything else.
Dan: Grr...
   she murmured while glancing at Serena, Amy, and Mina.  Mina and Amy
   looked at each other and nodded,
Rick: Off.
   then darted toward the two remaining shadows.
Tsuneo: You know, this is just too ridiculously convenient.
   Mina ducked under the burnished gold weapon that a shadow swung at her
   head.  She kicked out, causing it to fall over.  "Talk about your picker-
   upper," Mina muttered as the creature jumped back up and swung at her
   again.  This time, instead of ducking, she grabbed the gold-glinted staff
   and jerked as hard as she possibly could.
Dan: No. Don't. Just Don't.
Rebecca: What? You think I live only to make filthy-minded comments? I can make intelligent comments too, you know.
   It came free of the dark creature's hands.  The weapon called out to
   her soul and Mina closed her eyes.  "Venus Light Staff Power!" 
Tsuneo: Wake me when it gets credible.
Dan: It's the deep sleep chamber for you then.
Rebecca: Zzzzzzzz.
   Meanwhile, Amy jumped over what looked like a spike of ice, then
   ducked almost immediately as the shadow whipped around and swung it at her
   head.
Tsuneo: Sorry, no. This requires athletic ability.
   She glanced at a flash beside her,
Rebecca: Standing there in his dorky red costume.
   then screamed.  The shadow had taken advantage of the distraction to
   make a good slice across her arm with the ice spike.  She fell back,
   watching the blood well from the wound. "Uh oh." 
Tsuneo: Yay!
Rick: Uh oh? A greevious arm wound is just an 'Uh oh?' What pray tell deserves an 'ouch?' Decapitation?
Tsuneo: Please.
Dan: Don't tempt me.
   "Amy!  Behind you!"  Serena screeched
[All clutch their ears]
   at the top of her lungs
Rick: Like she talks any other way.
   from the other side of the room.
Tsuneo: Hey, you could hear her from the other side of the planet!
Rick: In fact, I could probably hear her if she was on Wyoming.
Tsuneo: Will you shut up about that place?
   Immediately Amy ducked, jumped, rolled a few feet away, and jumped
   back on her feet. `Thank goodness for gym,'
Rebecca: Which you never attended, you little nurke.
   she thought silently to herself.
Tsuneo: The usual way to do it.
Dan: Hah! Let's see Ayanami do that!
Tsuneo: That's lame. Relying on OOC fanfics to support your arguments.
Dan: She could do it anyway!
Rick: Oh, no. [Puts on a helmet.]
Rebecca: I should have a holy war alarm installed.
   "Venus Light Ray Envelop!"
Dan: Not again...
Rick: Steel Alloy Kick!
Tsuneo: Shi Chi Hokodan!
Rebecca: Wave Motion Gun!
Tsuneo: You're not getting into the spirit of things.
   a bright flash of light permeated every corner. The last shadow wailed
   and disappeared, its ice weapon clattering to the floor.  Amy picked it up
   and felt it call out to her softly. 
  
   "Mercury Ice Scythe Power!" 
Rick: Long Haired Hippy Deathscythe Power!
Dan: [Bored] Small Annoying Gnat Thing High Pitched Buzzing Noise Power.
   Suddenly, Serena screamed.  'Misty' grabbed her and fled. 
Rebecca: [Serena] Don't grab me _there!_
      Chapter 8 by Zelinath
Dan: Bless you.

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Tsuneo: Police line. Do not cross.
Rick: Caution: Fresh blood.

      Prologue

   "ARRGH!!!" Sailor Time clutched her head. 
Rick: [Drunk] Why is the room going round and round?
   Luna, concerned, looked up at the scout that just moments before had
   been Rini. "Ri- Sailor Time! What's wrong?" 
Dan: The fact that they're twisting the characters and ruining continuity and...
Rick: Whoah! Cool it!
Tsuneo: [Rini] And I'm caught in...
All: A crappy fanfic.
Rebecca: Yeah, yeah, enough already.
   "I don't know-- Its' like I'm being pulled apart--!
Tsuneo: Please, oh please let her be right!
   NNNNN!"
Rebecca: About the most intelligent thing anyone's said in this fic.
   Glowing, she crumpled in pain. "Luna!...Help!" The girl shimmered and
   disappeared. 
All: [Cheers]
   "Rini!" Luna looked at Artemis. "She's gone..." 
Rick: [Cat] But hey, look on the bright side. She's gone!
   "Something must've happened to Serena..." 
Tsuneo: Hooray!
Rick: I wish.
      -------------
   "Serena!" the girls cried out in unison. 
Rick: ADRIAN!!!
Rebecca: DYSON!!!
Dan: MASTER VAN!!!
Tsuneo: [Falls on floor gagging.]
Dan: What happened?
Rick: Cuteness overload.
   "No! where is that thing taking her?" demanded Lita. 
Rebecca: Preferably as far away as possible.
   The goddesses looked down sadly. "To the Dark Dimension, I'm afraid,"
   Athena said quietly. 
Dan: That bodes.
   "'Dark Dimension?'" Amy repeated. "Where is that?" 
Rick: [Holly] Well, it's a dimension, right, what's dark, hence the name 'The Dark Dimension.'
   Athena shook her head. "No one knows where, as no one's ever come back
   to tell about it. I'm sorry, girls, I'm afraid your friend is gone forever." 
Rick: And there was much rejoicing.
All: Hooray!
   Tears in her eyes, Rei said defiantly, "She can't be. We'll find this
   Dark Dimension and rescue Serena even if it kills us." 
Tsuneo: Yes, please! Go right ahead!
   "Yeah," agreed Mina. "We've got to. I mean, where would the Sailor
   Scouts be without Sailor Moon?" 
Rebecca: A lot better off.
   "Did someone call me?" asked a voice from the shadows. It sounded like
   Serena. 
Tsuneo: [Puts one finger in ear] Yup, no mistaking that voice.
   As everyone turned around, a young woman stepped forth, wearing Sailor
   Moon's costume. She even looked like Serena, except... 
Tsuneo: It wasn't.
Dan: Wouldn't be the first time.
   "Serena, what happened to your face?" asked Amy. 
Rick: We'd know if you told us what it looked like.
Dan: Oh, no.
   "And your hair?" Lita added. 
Rick: Whatever it is, it's got to be an improvement.
Dan: Please, no. They've messed with the characters enough already!
   For besides looking quite a few years older, this Sailor Moon had a
   scar across her right eye, which was clearly blind, and wore her hair in a
   multicoloured mohawk. 
Dan: No! Please, can't you leave anything how it is? Isn;t there one little scrap left in this story to keep as a link to the series? [Begins crying] Curse you all!
Rebecca: Gods, what a wuss.
Rick: And I suppose behind her will be Mars with a half headshave, smoking a dodgy cigarette and wearing a baggy singlet.
Rebecca: I think about two people got that one.
   She answered simply, "Times have changed." 
Tsuneo: [Sings] The times, they are a changing...
Rick: Don't you ever, ever do that again.
   "Since we got here half an hour ago?" Rei asked crossly. 
Rebecca: I believe I said something about the word 'time?'
Rick: [Q] You're not thinking four-dimensionally, Picard.
   Sailor Moon went over and slapped her across the face,
Dan: [Wailing] NOOOO!!!! IS NOTHING SACRED???
Rick: Nope.
   leaving behind a red handprint. 
Rebecca: [Serena] I'll have that back, thank you!
   "No, since you left me here alone seven years ago!" 
Dan: GHARG! NO! SHE CAN'T GROW UP! SHE CAN'T BE BITTER AND EVIL! GNYAAARRG!!
Rebecca: Hit the deck!
      Chapter 9 by Naia Zifu
      Prologue by Adam
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[Dan pulls a laser pistol out of a hidden holster in his artificial leg and fires it at the TV, blasting out the screen and sending sparks flying. He then collapses back onto the couch, sobbing.]

Rebecca: Talk about your temper tantrums.
Rick: Like you're one to talk.
Voice: Oh, great. Now we'll have to put the fanfic on hold until I can get the TV replaced.
Tsuneo: Thank god. Then we can leave. [Gets up to leave, but the door to the flat is locked.] Hey, what gives?
Voice: Sorry, but you're not allowed to go until the entire fanfic has been viewed.
Rebecca: Oh, gawds.
Rick: Please let it end now!

---Blip!---

Rick: Well, that whole experience totally sucked.
Rebecca: True, too true.
Rick: Anyway, here's the obligatory free plugs & credits. The Fic was riffed by Rick R. Mortis & Jinas (
rickr@one.net.au), using characters they created for various RPG campaigns. Dan & Tsuneo are copyright 1995-1998 Max Fauth (Jinas) and Rebecca Bartley and Rick R. Mortis are copyright 1995-1998 Alex Fauth (Rick R. Mortis).
Rebecca: And the first one to make any comments on MY sexuality gets a napalm enema.
Rick: Uhhh.... Charming.
Dan: [Moaning] Sailor Time....
Rick: Anyway, visit Jinas' page (aka Jinas' Realm) home of a crappy BCG Fic (which is currently being MSTed by Crazy Ghost - foster@powerup.com.au), lotsa BGC RPG Stuff and other weirdness. It's at: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/2628/index.htm
Tsuneo: You do that too well!
Rebecca: Anyway, also see Rick's page. It's got a Robotech fanfic starring Me!
Rick: Which is pretty crappy too.
Rebecca: Anyway... It's also got Robotech & Macross to Mekton Zeta conversions, the Internet's most pedantic collection of AntiKevs and an... UTTERLY DISTUBING NOVA SATORI SHRINE????? What kind of sicko is this guy?!
Tsuneo: What's so special about her anyway?
Dan: [Moaning] Sailor Time...
Rick: Beats me.
Rebecca: Anyway, the whole mess is at:
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/7194/index.htm
Tsuneo: And our thanks go to Mike Surbrook (susano@access.digex.net) for the format and Tina (tina97@mailexcite.com) for being such a good sport. See ya next time!
Rick: Let's get a beer.
Dan: [Moaning] Sailor Time...
Rebecca: Oh, shut up.

> The streets, while completely devoid of people, gave the distinct
> feeling of being watched. The air was thick with a heavy funk, a smell
> tangible in its putridness.

Tsuneo: Heavy funk?
Rick: A fat guy with an afro and a medallion.
Dan: [Stoned] Funky, man.


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